The New Droid Bionic Is Awesome

For all of you squabbling over the new iPhone and its ability to use Siri, I would gently like to remind you that we do in fact have the new Droid Bionic, a dual-core processing piece of awesome I can’t wait to run my hands over in an extremely non-sensual way. Benefits of having a Droid Bionic.

- 4G LTE
- STANDBY TIMES up to 200 hrs.
- CAMERA 8 MEGAPIXEL
- LIGHTNING FAST
- EVERYTHING ELSE